Today we’re featuring an ad for Paddington Station published in the local newspaper way back in 1995 (which may not seem like a throwback, but can you believe that was 28 years ago?!)
Ophelia: Could my lord have better commerce than with these honest merchants?
Hamlet: Alas, virtue cannot inoculate this old stock. I love it not.
Ophelia: I too wish there had been more received.
Hamlet: Get thee to an eclectic emporium.